Looks like the stems of parsley or cilantro. Aside from that, impressive that they serve caviar and cream.
beyd1
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lightsareoutty
Are those being served with mushrooms?
batchef3000
I guess the chef isn’t on this sub anyway!!
activelyresting
Is it poor taste to make a 9/11 joke in a plane from a ME airline?
Because I’m gonna do it anyway
🛩️II
WaffleHouseGladiator
I’m tired of the Monday-through-Friday chives on this Monday-through-Friday plane!
AstronautLiving164
be nice everyone maybe they were cut during turbulence, or take off perhaps
lawslogo
Yikes I work in airline catering and that is definitely not up to spec!
LiberContrarion
__Stewardess:__ 4B wanted to send this back. He didn’t like the cut on the chives.
__Airplane Chef:__ _<In hushed tone to his line:>_ Prepare yourselves. He has arrived.
__Airplane Sous:__ Is it…is it F1exican, Chef?
probablycabbage
This is a disgrace.
consumeshroomz
Wow…. wtf am I paying for here?
Xyresic_Vibrissae
Looks like the caviar was chopped correctly, though
PinchedTazerZ0
I had like 3 coolers of steak in a plane once, I briefly considered searing one off mid air to snack on with the pilots and crew just for the novel experience but decided to go liquid diet
imyourrealdad8
Chive-11 all over again!
katydid026
appleorchard317
Well they’re on a plane, so I guess Flex1can’s fleet didn’t stay grounded.
Sylvain182
You fly first class?
Strange-Title-6337
Its like pile of that chive guy threw away for not being perfect, all in one place.
okay seriously though for a while I’ve been thinking about whether the whole F1exican thing has resulted in an uptick of customers being assholes about demanding perfectly cut chives.
txwoodslinger
geekolojust
SnarkDolphin
All those towers you’d think it was Saudi airlines
Li54
Is nobody going to comment on the fact that the chives are ON the plane, rather than the plane flying into the chives?
ebk_errday
Planes on planes on planes on planes
itsKaoz
Wow those are an absolute disgrace
^(I say. As someone who Reddit periodically throws into this sub even though I have no professional culinary experience.)
But I definitely somehow have chive standards now.
neverJamToday
Well that settles it, I’m never flying Emirates first class.
^(that wasn’t gonna happen anyway, but)
-YellowFinch
If you’re a cook…
…
… howdidyoumakeenoughmoneytoflyfirstclass!?!?
aStonedTargaryen
Might as well have given you the whole plant
joeybabymwa
Downvoting because I don’t imagine I’d like anyone who travels Emirates first class
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The lemon is hiding its face in shame.
Shit, you cut those during takeoff?
those are bruised to fucking shit, my god, were they chopped in the turbines?
If that’s first class quality imagine economy chives. What a shame!
THE CHIVES ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE PLANE
https://preview.redd.it/6sjl431njoog1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9e7d251b31dc09c52405571f43b3127aedfdeac
Spirit airlines wouldn’t even serve those.
Coming right up chef
$15,000 for $2 of chives. I’ll take it!
Looks like the stems of parsley or cilantro. Aside from that, impressive that they serve caviar and cream.
*Processing img tfwjpuitkoog1…*
Are those being served with mushrooms?
I guess the chef isn’t on this sub anyway!!
Is it poor taste to make a 9/11 joke in a plane from a ME airline?
Because I’m gonna do it anyway
🛩️II
I’m tired of the Monday-through-Friday chives on this Monday-through-Friday plane!
be nice everyone maybe they were cut during turbulence, or take off perhaps
Yikes I work in airline catering and that is definitely not up to spec!
__Stewardess:__ 4B wanted to send this back. He didn’t like the cut on the chives.
__Airplane Chef:__ _<In hushed tone to his line:>_ Prepare yourselves. He has arrived.
__Airplane Sous:__ Is it…is it F1exican, Chef?
This is a disgrace.
Wow…. wtf am I paying for here?
Looks like the caviar was chopped correctly, though
I had like 3 coolers of steak in a plane once, I briefly considered searing one off mid air to snack on with the pilots and crew just for the novel experience but decided to go liquid diet
Chive-11 all over again!
Well they’re on a plane, so I guess Flex1can’s fleet didn’t stay grounded.
You fly first class?
Its like pile of that chive guy threw away for not being perfect, all in one place.
Did the lemon have seeds or they were taken out?
https://preview.redd.it/4jcv4s5aroog1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac976a4312ba892eaacf548f2aafdc11888b5ec7
okay seriously though for a while I’ve been thinking about whether the whole F1exican thing has resulted in an uptick of customers being assholes about demanding perfectly cut chives.
All those towers you’d think it was Saudi airlines
Is nobody going to comment on the fact that the chives are ON the plane, rather than the plane flying into the chives?
Planes on planes on planes on planes
Wow those are an absolute disgrace
^(I say. As someone who Reddit periodically throws into this sub even though I have no professional culinary experience.)
But I definitely somehow have chive standards now.
Well that settles it, I’m never flying Emirates first class.
^(that wasn’t gonna happen anyway, but)
If you’re a cook…
…
…
howdidyoumakeenoughmoneytoflyfirstclass!?!?
Might as well have given you the whole plant
Downvoting because I don’t imagine I’d like anyone who travels Emirates first class